Welcome to the match between 无聊诈尸 and 华山路退休联

1'

Torkild Poertner tried to twist past Gianmaria Della Rossa but Gianmaria Della Rossa succesfully won the ball from Torkild Poertner.

2'

Pass by Orel Kassmeyer to Torkild Poertner, Torkild Poertner took it in his stride before Fugui Ding could reach it.

Torkild Poertner put a float cross over Gianmaria Della Rossa in to the far post.

Ujjaljit Swani tried to nod the ball forward to a team-mate but Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong managed to block the header.

3'

Cirino Villalobos made a good pass to Bart Traverse, Bart Traverse took it in his stride before Yongzheng Qi could cut it out.

Bart Traverse crossed the ball high into the box, Daniel Coelho failed to intercept the pass.

Ujjaljit Swani got to the ball before Yongzheng Qi, then cushioned a headed pass.

Torkild Poertner found a perfect spot and drove the ball at goal. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong couldn't reach it.

Zenya Gusakov blocked the shot.

4'

Torkild Poertner turned on the ball to leave Fugui Ding standing.

Torkild Poertner stepped away from Gianmaria Della Rossa and curled the ball in at goal from distance.

Torkild Poertner got it all wrong sending the ball harmlessly over the bar ... It was a poor miss from Torkild Poertner. He looked like he was short of match practice.

6'

Bart Traverse played a high ball looking for Ujjaljit Swani to run onto it, Ujjaljit Swani brought the ball under control superbly before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could cut it out.

Ujjaljit Swani made space for himself and struck the ball with fury. Yongzheng Qi failed to block the shot.

Zenya Gusakov had gone walkabout ... Ujjaljit Swani scored a superb effort !!! ... He ran over to the fans with his arms aloft !

无聊诈尸 1 - 0 华山路退休联

7'

Torkild Poertner tried to get onto the pass but The ball bounced off Fugui Ding.

8'

Poor corner kick by Ujjaljit Swani. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

9'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Fugui Ding.

Pier Schorel laid it forward to Nianzu Liao, Benen Hanigan tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Nianzu Liao tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Phaibun Thonglao blocked it.

10'

Torkild Poertner took the ball confidently past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Torkild Poertner centred the ball, Fugui Ding failed to intercept the pass.

Rupert Firmin sprayed a one touch pass forward to his right. The ball evaded Yongzheng Qi.

11'

Yongzheng Qi executed a block tackle on Orel Kassmeyer before Orel Kassmeyer attempted to deliver the ball.

12'

Cirino Villalobos moved the ball forward for Phaibun Thonglao , Phaibun Thonglao latched onto the ball before Winfried Becke could intercept.

Phaibun Thonglao tried to square the ball from the wing but Daniel Coelho blocked it.

14'

Winfried Becke put some curve on the shot from long range. Cirino Villalobos approached too late to clear the danger.

Intradit Jutirattapornchai fisted the ball away.

15'

Torkild Poertner sprinted to escape from Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner supplied a float cross, Gianmaria Della Rossa couldn't reach it.

Ujjaljit Swani got above Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong to win the ball but the ball went bad.

16'

Orel Kassmeyer failed in his attempt to twist past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

17'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Nianzu Liao.

Torkild Poertner dribbled past Winfried Becke.

Torkild Poertner tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but The ball struck Gianmaria Della Rossa.

18'

The freekick was quickly taken by Phaibun Thonglao . But he hit it not high enough to get over the wall.

20'

Cirino Villalobos laid it forward to Ujjaljit Swani, the ball was picked up by Ujjaljit Swani before Daniel Coelho could intercept.

Ujjaljit Swani supplied a float cross, Winfried Becke stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Bart Traverse dribbled past Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong.

Bart Traverse sprinted to escape from Yongzheng Qi.

Bart Traverse found a gap and hit a hopeful looking shot. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong failed to charge down the shot.

But it was well wide of the goal ... It was an epic miss.

21'

Cirino Villalobos picked up Bart Traverse's superb pass, Daniel Coelho couldn't cut out the pass.

Cirino Villalobos put a float cross , Winfried Becke stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Rupert Firmin jumped with Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong and won the ball, then nodded the ball forward.

Torkild Poertner was able to make space and hit a fierce shot. Yongzheng Qi approached too late to clear the danger.

Zenya Gusakov got up to tip it over.

22'

Chartchai Kaisiam passed the ball perfectly to Phaibun Thonglao , Nianzu Liao stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Phaibun Thonglao passed along the floor for Rupert Firmin to pick it up, the ball was picked up by Rupert Firmin before Pier Schorel could cut it out.

Rupert Firmin took a shot! but Yongzheng Qi cleared the ball from danger.

23'

Ujjaljit Swani tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

24'

Ujjaljit Swani attempted to lift the ball forward but Daniel Coelho blocked it.

25'

Orel Kassmeyer attempted to lob the ball forward but Gianmaria Della Rossa came close and blocked it.

26'

Phaibun Thonglao played a great ball for Benen Hanigan, Pier Schorel couldn't cut out the pass.

Benen Hanigan took the ball past Nianzu Liao.

Orel Kassmeyer received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Benen Hanigan, Orel Kassmeyer picked up on the ball before Yongzheng Qi could cut it out.

Pass by Orel Kassmeyer to Torkild Poertner, Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Torkild Poertner unleashed a fierce drive high at goal but Yongzheng Qi hoofed the ball clear.

27'

Rupert Firmin went across and took the corner.

Benen Hanigan tried to flick the ball to a team-mate but Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong got across to charge down the header.

28'

Pier Schorel shielded the ball from Benen Hanigan and blasted a banana shot from long range.

Intradit Jutirattapornchai elected to fist the ball to safety.

29'

Cirino Villalobos tried to skip past Daniel Coelho but Daniel Coelho dispossessed Cirino Villalobos.

30'

Nianzu Liao came off to be replaced by Ludolf Coenen.

Torkild Poertner played the ball to Phaibun Thonglao 's feet, the ball was picked up by Phaibun Thonglao before Fugui Ding could intercept.

Phaibun Thonglao delivered a float cross, Gianmaria Della Rossa couldn't cut out the pass.

Ujjaljit Swani got up above Yongzheng Qi, then performed a glancing header for the goal.

Held by Zenya Gusakov.

31'

Rupert Firmin elected to send the corner to the edge of the area.

Cirino Villalobos beat Yongzheng Qi to the ball, then cushioned a headed pass.

Bart Traverse skipped past the challenge of Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong.

Bart Traverse used his skill to go past Yongzheng Qi.

Bart Traverse played the ball to Orel Kassmeyer's feet, Orel Kassmeyer trapped the ball nicely before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could cut it out.

Orel Kassmeyer tried to pass the ball forward but Yongzheng Qi did well to spot and intercept the pass.

33'

Torkild Poertner powered past Gianmaria Della Rossa!.

A float cross was delivered by Torkild Poertner, Fugui Ding failed to intercept the pass.

Mathies Hylgaard got ahead of Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong to win the ball, then hit the ball with his head toward the goal.

Mathies Hylgaard got it all wrong sending the ball harmlessly over the bar ... He should have hit the target at least.

34'

Phaibun Thonglao attempted to lob the ball forward but Gianmaria Della Rossa closed in and intercepted the ball.

35'

Phaibun Thonglao skipped past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Phaibun Thonglao played the ball to Ujjaljit Swani's feet, Ujjaljit Swani picked up on the ball before Ludolf Coenen could intercept.

Ujjaljit Swani played a lovely ball for Bart Traverse, Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Bart Traverse played a great ball for Benen Hanigan, Benen Hanigan trapped the ball nicely before Yongzheng Qi could cut it out.

Phaibun Thonglao received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Benen Hanigan, the ball was picked up by Phaibun Thonglao before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could intercept.

Phaibun Thonglao directed the ball nicely to Rupert Firmin , Rupert Firmin trapped the ball nicely before Yongzheng Qi could reach it.

Rupert Firmin dribbled past Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong.

Chartchai Kaisiam received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Rupert Firmin , Chartchai Kaisiam latched onto the ball before Yongzheng Qi could intercept.

Chartchai Kaisiam made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong.

36'

Bart Traverse tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards but Winfried Becke blocked the shot.

37'

Bart Traverse made an attempt to move the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Daniel Coelho .

40'

Torkild Poertner tried to move the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Daniel Coelho .

41'

Bart Traverse dribbled past Yongzheng Qi.

Bart Traverse played the ball to Cirino Villalobos's feet, Cirino Villalobos took it in his stride before Daniel Coelho could cut it out.

Cirino Villalobos tried to whip in a float cross but Winfried Becke got in the way of the ball.

42'

Torkild Poertner played a lovely ball for Chartchai Kaisiam, Gianmaria Della Rossa failed to intercept the pass.

Chartchai Kaisiam tried to whip in a float cross but Fugui Ding intercepted the cross.

43'

Ujjaljit Swani aimed the corner at the far post.

Chartchai Kaisiam won the ball in the air from Yongzheng Qi, then headed it to the goal.

But Chartchai Kaisiam put it well wide ... It was a shocking miss.

44'

Bart Traverse faked a pass then cut Daniel Coelho in a different direction.

Bart Traverse tried to cross the ball low but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Winfried Becke.

45'

Bart Traverse took the ball past Daniel Coelho .

Bart Traverse spotted Ujjaljit Swani in the area and chipped the ball in, Ujjaljit Swani brought the ball down well before Winfried Becke could intercept.

Ujjaljit Swani played a great ball for Rupert Firmin , Rupert Firmin picked up on the ball before Yongzheng Qi could intercept.

Rupert Firmin dribbled past Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong.

Rupert Firmin directed the ball nicely to Chartchai Kaisiam, Chartchai Kaisiam picked up on the ball before Yongzheng Qi could reach it.

Chartchai Kaisiam struck from a narrow angle but Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong managed to block the shot.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the end of the first half which 华山路退休联 were unfortunate to go in behind.无聊诈尸 maintained 71% of possession and 29% for 华山路退休联. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Bart Traverse fed the ball forward to Cirino Villalobos, Cirino Villalobos took possession of the ball before Daniel Coelho could cut it out.

Cirino Villalobos delivered a float cross over Winfried Becke.

Ujjaljit Swani got up above Yongzheng Qi, then headed the ball upfield.

Chartchai Kaisiam found himself with plenty of time and aimed for the top corner. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Denied by Zenya Gusakov.

47'

Bart Traverse jinked confidently past Daniel Coelho .

Bart Traverse had the pace to beat Winfried Becke.

Bart Traverse sent the ball over from the wing, Daniel Coelho tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Rupert Firmin challenged Yongzheng Qi for a heading, then headed the ball upfield.

Torkild Poertner moved the ball forward for Ujjaljit Swani, Ujjaljit Swani picked up on the ball before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could reach it.

Ujjaljit Swani played a wonderful ball for Phaibun Thonglao , Phaibun Thonglao took it in his stride before Yongzheng Qi could cut it out.

Phaibun Thonglao passed along the floor for Cirino Villalobos to pick it up, Cirino Villalobos trapped the ball nicely before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could intercept.

Cirino Villalobos got free in the penalty area and unleashed a fierce drive high at goal. Yongzheng Qi failed to charge down the shot.

But Cirino Villalobos put it wide of the goal ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

48'

Gianmaria Della Rossa received a yellow card.

49'

Bart Traverse tried to dribble past Daniel Coelho but Bart Traverse lost the ball to Daniel Coelho .

51'

Winfried Becke played a perfect pass for Daniel Coelho , Cirino Villalobos couldn't cut it.

Daniel Coelho tried to cross into the box but The ball bounced off Bart Traverse.

52'

Torkild Poertner knocked a lovely ball for Orel Kassmeyer, Orel Kassmeyer latched onto the ball before Gianmaria Della Rossa could intercept.

Orel Kassmeyer knocked a lovely ball for Torkild Poertner, Torkild Poertner took it in his stride before Fugui Ding could intercept.

Torkild Poertner got past Gianmaria Della Rossa with ease.

Torkild Poertner skipped past the challenge of Yongzheng Qi.

Torkild Poertner found himself in some space and smashed the ball towards the top corner. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong approached too late to clear the danger.

Zenya Gusakov failed to save ... Torkild Poertner scored. Super finish !!! ... The fans were ecstatic !

无聊诈尸 2 - 0 华山路退休联

54'

Bart Traverse tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under too much pressure from Winfried Becke.

55'

Torkild Poertner picked up Orel Kassmeyer's excellent ball, Gianmaria Della Rossa tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Torkild Poertner skipped past the challenge of Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner got free in the penalty area and flicked it goalwards. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong approached too late to clear the danger.

Zenya Gusakov had no chance to stop the ball ... A great goal from a fine move by Torkild Poertner !!! ... The fans were dancing in jubilation !

无聊诈尸 3 - 0 华山路退休联

56'

Torkild Poertner directed the ball to Orel Kassmeyer, Orel Kassmeyer trapped the ball nicely before Ludolf Coenen could reach it.

The float cross came in from Orel Kassmeyer on the wing, Gianmaria Della Rossa missed his interception.

Ujjaljit Swani got to the ball before Yongzheng Qi, then flicked the ball forward.

Orel Kassmeyer played a perfect pass for Bart Traverse, Bart Traverse trapped the ball nicely before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could reach it.

Bart Traverse moved the ball forward for Cirino Villalobos, the ball was picked up by Cirino Villalobos before Yongzheng Qi could reach it.

Cirino Villalobos tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong found himself in the way of the ball.

57'

The referee showed Orel Kassmeyer a yellow card.

Bart Traverse tried to skip past Winfried Becke but Winfried Becke denied.

58'

Torkild Poertner took the ball past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Torkild Poertner put a low cross in to the near post, Fugui Ding failed to intercept the pass.

Ujjaljit Swani aimed a one touch pass to his left . Yongzheng Qi couldn't cut it.

Chartchai Kaisiam found a perfect spot and struck it. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong failed to block the shot.

Zenya Gusakov got up to tip it over.

59'

Torkild Poertner took the ball confidently past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Torkild Poertner took the ball past Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner was clean through behind the defence.

Torkild Poertner was clean through with just Zenya Gusakov to beat and lobbed it over the keeper but Zenya Gusakov gathered the ball safely.

60'

Zlatan Grigorov received some final instructions and came on for Chartchai Kaisiam.

Qanit Sabet came on to replace Rupert Firmin .

Phaibun Thonglao made for the bench and was replaced by Horațiu Dalca.

Bart Traverse tried to skip past the challenge of Winfried Becke but Winfried Becke dispossessed Bart Traverse.

61'

Torkild Poertner passed the ball to Orel Kassmeyer, Orel Kassmeyer took possession of the ball before Fugui Ding could cut it out.

Orel Kassmeyer sent the ball over from the wing, Gianmaria Della Rossa failed to reach the ball.

Torkild Poertner found himself with plenty of time and fired in a curving shot at goal. Yongzheng Qi wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Zenya Gusakov used his fists to clear the ball.

62'

Qanit Sabet went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

63'

Torkild Poertner skipped past the challenge of Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Torkild Poertner took the ball confidently past Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner lost his man and found himself with plenty of room and hit a hopeful looking shot. Yongzheng Qi didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Zenya Gusakov was poorly placed and had no chance ... Torkild Poertner capped an excellent move. GOAL!!! ... He was delighted !

无聊诈尸 4 - 0 华山路退休联

64'

Horațiu Dalca dribbled past Ludolf Coenen.

Horațiu Dalca tried to move the ball forward but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Pier Schorel .

65'

Bart Traverse gave the corner straight to the opposition.

66'

Bart Traverse passed the ball to Cirino Villalobos, Cirino Villalobos took possession of the ball before Daniel Coelho could intercept.

Cirino Villalobos crossed the halfway line with the ball , Winfried Becke failed to intercept the pass.

Orel Kassmeyer played the ball instantly down the right. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong couldn't cut it.

Qanit Sabet found a gap and struck it. Yongzheng Qi failed to block the shot.

Zenya Gusakov did well to tip it wide.

68'

Torkild Poertner tried to skip past the challenge of Gianmaria Della Rossa but his possession is lost through a tackle by Gianmaria Della Rossa.

69'

Cirino Villalobos made good use of the scissors dribble. As Daniel Coelho lost his balance, Cirino Villalobos dribbled past Daniel Coelho .

Cirino Villalobos floated it into the area, Winfried Becke missed his interception.

70'

Bart Traverse tried to dart past Gianmaria Della Rossa but Gianmaria Della Rossa cleanly tackled the ball.

71'

Zlatan Grigorov tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

72'

Fugui Ding tried to dart past Orel Kassmeyer but Orel Kassmeyer dispossessed Fugui Ding.

73'

Bart Traverse tried to dart past Winfried Becke but Winfried Becke didn't allow.

74'

Horațiu Dalca stepped away from Ludolf Coenen and shot a hopeful chance from long-range.

Zenya Gusakov gathered the ball safely.

75'

Bart Traverse tried to jink past Daniel Coelho but Daniel Coelho cleanly tackled the ball.

77'

Orel Kassmeyer surged past Gianmaria Della Rossa!.

Orel Kassmeyer sent in a low cross, Fugui Ding couldn't reach it.

Cirino Villalobos sprayed a one touch pass forward to his left. Yongzheng Qi missed his interception.

Zlatan Grigorov lost his man and found himself with plenty of room and shot for the top corner. Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

It went just wide by Zlatan Grigorov ... He dropped to his knees.

78'

Bart Traverse tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Daniel Coelho intercepted but couldn't control.

79'

Torkild Poertner darted past Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner tried to sprint past Gianmaria Della Rossa but Torkild Poertner lost out to Gianmaria Della Rossa.

80'

Benen Hanigan tried to dribble past Ludolf Coenen but Ludolf Coenen took the ball away from Benen Hanigan.

82'

Torkild Poertner knocked a lovely long ball,Gianmaria Della Rossa missed his interception.

Bart Traverse made an attempt to move the ball forward but Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong intercepted the pass.

83'

Orel Kassmeyer directed the ball to Torkild Poertner, Fugui Ding failed to intercept the pass.

Torkild Poertner skipped past Gianmaria Della Rossa.

Torkild Poertner found a gap and struck it. Yongzheng Qi approached too late to block it.

Zenya Gusakov saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest.

84'

Qanit Sabet sent over the freekick. It went just wide by Qanit Sabet.

86'

Torkild Poertner tried to get onto the pass but The ball bounced off Ludolf Coenen.

87'

Qanit Sabet swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

89'

Torkild Poertner dribbled past Fugui Ding.

Torkild Poertner crossed into the box from the wing, Gianmaria Della Rossa tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Qanit Sabet got well above Yongzheng Qi to win the ball, then headed the ball forward.

Horațiu Dalca played the ball to Orel Kassmeyer's feet, Orel Kassmeyer took it in his stride before Yuthasak Tikumpornteerawong could reach it.

Orel Kassmeyer got free in the penalty area and shot for the top corner. Yongzheng Qi approached too late to clear the danger.

The ball missed to the right of the goal ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

90'

Torkild Poertner tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Fugui Ding read the game well to intercept the ball.

91'

Torkild Poertner attempted to feed the high ball but Daniel Coelho made a great interception.

92'

Bart Traverse played a lovely ball for Cirino Villalobos, Cirino Villalobos took it in his stride before Winfried Becke could intercept.

Cirino Villalobos sprinted to escape from Daniel Coelho .

Cirino Villalobos tried to swing in a float cross but The ball cannoned off Winfried Becke.

93'

Gianmaria Della Rossa tried to get onto the pass but it was well intercepted by Orel Kassmeyer.

End Match 无聊诈尸 4 - 0 华山路退休联