Welcome to the match between Hamburger SV and Fuck germany

1'

Meinard Schäfer tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but his possession was lost through a tackle by Rambert Behrends.

2'

Meinard Schäfer turned on the ball to leave Jochen Kunkel standing.

Meinard Schäfer crossed the ball high over Rambert Behrends into the box.

Heinz Loris out-jumped Nickolaus Metz and the ball was cleared.

4'

Isidor Behrend passed the ball to Boris Gorman, Matthias Holst failed to intercept the pass.

Boris Gorman attempted to loft the ball to a team-mate but Jochen Kunkel got in the way of the ball.

6'

Heinz Loris tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

9'

Meinard Schäfer hit the ball forward to Oswald Lehmann, Rambert Behrends missed his interception.

Oswald Lehmann swung in a float cross, Hartmut Augustin failed to intercept the pass.

Torben Gotti got to the ball before Heinz Loris, then nodded the ball forward.

Nickolaus Metz played the ball to Meinard Schäfer's feet, Meinard Schäfer trapped the ball nicely before Karsten Carver could cut it out.

Meinard Schäfer curled a shot from an angle but the shot clattered off Heinz Loris.

10'

Pass by Anselm Krämer to Till Stein, Till Stein picked up on the ball before Utz Meisner could intercept.

Till Stein made an attempt to move the ball forward but his possession was lost through a tackle by Frank Knepp.

12'

Poor corner kick delivered by Isidor Behrend that went straight to the opposition.

13'

Frank Knepp was shown a yellow card.

14'

Till Stein tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Utz Meisner.

17'

Jochen Kunkel played a great ball for Matthias Holst, Matthias Holst took possession of the ball before Boris Gorman could reach it.

Vicious shot by Matthias Holst for the top corner from distance but Isidor Behrend hoofed the ball clear.

19'

Anselm Krämer sent a long ball into the area for Matthias Holst, Matthias Holst latched onto the ball before Utz Meisner could reach it.

Matthias Holst tried to move the ball forward but his possession was lost through a tackle by Torben Gotti.

20'

Isidor Behrend attempted to feed the high ball but Matthias Holst got in the way of the ball.

21'

Isidor Behrend played a lovely ball for Oswald Lehmann, Jochen Kunkel missed his interception.

Oswald Lehmann took the ball confidently past Matthias Holst.

Oswald Lehmann got the float cross in from the wing, Jochen Kunkel couldn't cut it.

Walter West had the beating in the air of Karsten Carver, then cushioned a headed pass.

Utz Meisner passed along the floor for Gerald Kalbfleisch to pick it up, Gerald Kalbfleisch took possession of the ball before Heinz Loris could reach it.

Gerald Kalbfleisch was able to make space and struck it. Karsten Carver wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But Gerald Kalbfleisch sent the ball well over the bar ... He should have hit the target at least.

23'

Anselm Krämer made a good pass to Till Stein, Till Stein latched onto the ball before Utz Meisner could cut it out.

Pass by Till Stein to Karsten Carver, Karsten Carver took possession of the ball before Frank Knepp could cut it out.

Karsten Carver made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball cannoned off Nickolaus Metz.

25'

Oswald Lehmann faked a pass then cut Till Stein in a different direction.

Oswald Lehmann tried to dribble past Anselm Krämer but Anselm Krämer won the ball from Oswald Lehmann.

26'

Matthias Holst took the ball past Frank Knepp.

Matthias Holst squared the ball past Boris Gorman from the wing.

Volker Schultheis hit a spectacular half volley, Torben Gotti approached too late to clear the danger.

But Volker Schultheis sent the ball well over the bar ... It was a shocking miss.

27'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Karsten Carver.

Hartmut Augustin dribbled confidently past Isidor Behrend.

Hartmut Augustin smashed the ball towards the top corner from 20 yards but Boris Gorman got in and cleared the danger.

29'

The referee showed Frank Knepp the red card.

31'

Meinard Schäfer knocked a lovely ball for Isidor Behrend, Matthias Holst couldn't cut it.

Isidor Behrend tried to lift the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Jochen Kunkel.

33'

Anselm Krämer hit a speculative effort from 30 yards but the shot cannoned off Meinard Schäfer.

35'

Friedhelm Krüger failed in his attempt to skip past Boris Gorman.

41'

Utz Meisner played a great ball for Boris Gorman, the ball was picked up by Boris Gorman before Anselm Krämer could reach it.

Boris Gorman tried to dribble past Till Stein but Boris Gorman lost the ball to Till Stein's block tackle.

42'

Till Stein attempted to play a long ball but The ball bounced off Utz Meisner.

43'

Boris Gorman tried to chip the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Till Stein.

44'

Heinz Loris tried to pass the ball forward but The ball came off Boris Gorman.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the end of the first half which and we are all square. .Hamburger SV had 48% possession in the match, while Fuck germany had 52%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Hartmut Augustin tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Meinard Schäfer.

48'

Jochen Kunkel took the corner to the edge of the area.

Anselm Krämer won the ball in the air from Nickolaus Metz, then performed a glancing header for the goal.

But Anselm Krämer couldn't direct it goalwards ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

49'

Hartmut Augustin played the ball to Rambert Behrends's feet, Walter West failed to intercept the pass.

Rambert Behrends crossed the halfway line with the ball , Oswald Lehmann failed to reach the ball.

Volker Schultheis sprayed a one touch pass forward to his right. Torben Gotti tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

From wide of the goal, Rambert Behrends managed to curl in a shot but Nickolaus Metz charged down the shot.

52'

Meinard Schäfer directed the ball nicely to Oswald Lehmann, Oswald Lehmann took possession of the ball before Rambert Behrends could cut it out.

Oswald Lehmann crossed into the box from the wing, Hartmut Augustin stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Isidor Behrend got well above Karsten Carver to win the ball, then got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth.

But Isidor Behrend scooped it well over the crossbar ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

53'

Matthias Holst delivered the ball to Jochen Kunkel, Boris Gorman failed to intercept the pass.

Jochen Kunkel played a perfect pass for Anselm Krämer, Anselm Krämer picked up on the ball before Isidor Behrend could intercept.

Anselm Krämer tried to dribble past Boris Gorman but Boris Gorman blocked Anselm Krämer.

54'

Meinard Schäfer was shown a yellow card.

Anselm Krämer fed the ball forward to Heinz Loris, Heinz Loris took possession of the ball before Utz Meisner could reach it.

Heinz Loris shielded the ball from Boris Gorman and curled the ball in at goal from distance.

But Heinz Loris sent the ball wide of the mark ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

55'

Hartmut Augustin tried to jink past Meinard Schäfer but Meinard Schäfer cleanly tackled the ball.

57'

Utz Meisner played a great ball for Isidor Behrend, the ball was picked up by Isidor Behrend before Till Stein could reach it.

Isidor Behrend tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Anselm Krämer made it first to the ball and intercepted.

60'

Walter West received a yellow card.

64'

Friedhelm Krüger gave the corner straight to the opposition.

68'

Boris Gorman played the ball to Isidor Behrend's feet, Isidor Behrend trapped the ball nicely before Matthias Holst could intercept.

Isidor Behrend tried to skip past Jochen Kunkel but Jochen Kunkel blocked Isidor Behrend.

70'

Corner taken by Utz Meisner and cut out by the opposition.

72'

Friedhelm Krüger took the corner kick but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

74'

Anselm Krämer blasted a banana shot past Utz Meisner from long range.

But Anselm Krämer couldn't direct it goalwards ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

75'

Utz Meisner attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Till Stein.

76'

Anselm Krämer tried to pass it high to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Utz Meisner.

77'

Friedhelm Krüger went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

78'

Hartmut Augustin skipped past Utz Meisner.

Hartmut Augustin played a great ball for Friedhelm Krüger, Boris Gorman missed his interception.

Friedhelm Krüger found a gap and had a go on goal. Torben Gotti didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Rüdiger Schroeter tried to save but he fumbled the ball! ... A goal was scored by Friedhelm Krüger !!! ... He danced around the corner flag with his teammates !

Hamburger SV 0 - 1 Fuck germany

79'

Till Stein block tackled Utz Meisner before Utz Meisner attempted to pass the ball.

81'

Till Stein got past Utz Meisner with ease.

Till Stein tried to sprint past Boris Gorman but Boris Gorman took the ball away from Till Stein.

82'

Anselm Krämer had a great opportunity to score from long range but he was under too much pressure from Oswald Lehmann .

83'

Nickolaus Metz tried to feed the high ball but The ball struck Jochen Kunkel.

84'

Anselm Krämer made an attempt to move the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Utz Meisner.

85'

Jochen Kunkel tried to skip past Nickolaus Metz but Nickolaus Metz didn't allow.

86'

Anselm Krämer sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

87'

Oswald Lehmann aimed the corner for the near post.

Karsten Carver won the aerial challenge against Nickolaus Metz and the ball was cleared.

89'

Anselm Krämer jinked past Utz Meisner.

Anselm Krämer passed along the floor for Friedhelm Krüger to pick it up, Boris Gorman failed to reach the ball.

Friedhelm Krüger got free in the penalty area and took a shot. Torben Gotti couldn't reach it.

Rüdiger Schroeter had gone walkabout ... Friedhelm Krüger scored. It was a fantastic move and finish !!! ... He danced around the corner flag with his teammates !

Hamburger SV 0 - 2 Fuck germany

90'

Jochen Kunkel played a great ball for Matthias Holst, the ball was picked up by Matthias Holst before Isidor Behrend could cut it out.

Matthias Holst attempted a curling shot from 20 yards but Boris Gorman got himself between the ball and goal.

93'

Jochen Kunkel powered past Boris Gorman!.

Jochen Kunkel tried to dribble past Isidor Behrend but Isidor Behrend blocked Jochen Kunkel.

End Match Hamburger SV 0 - 2 Fuck germany