Welcome to the match between TrumpTheBest and Vlub de fuck

1'

Gareth Smalls shielded the ball from Godfrey Wootton and tried his luck from 30 yards.

But Gareth Smalls put it just over ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

2'

Pete Jack tried to twist past Marlowe Shine but Marlowe Shine won the ball from Pete Jack.

3'

Gareth Smalls made an attempt to pass the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Chuck Martel.

5'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Deforrest Midgley.

Gareth Smalls lifted the corner into the area from the corner kick.

Nicholas Rush tried to nod the ball forward to a team-mate but Benjamin Cole threw himself in front of the header.

6'

Chuck Martel tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Earl Bloxham found himself in the way of the ball.

7'

Gareth Smalls lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

8'

Gareth Smalls made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Pete Jack intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

9'

Emil Bancroft tried to lift the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Dwight Sargent.

10'

Gareth Smalls hit a speculative effort from 30 yards. Godfrey Wootton approached too late to block it.

Good goalkeeping by Keir Cristiansen to block the shot with his body.

11'

Gareth Smalls played the ball long,Godfrey Wootton tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Farrell Gregory hit a spectacular half volley, Benjamin Cole failed to charge down the shot.

Farrell Gregory got it all wrong sending the ball harmlessly over the bar ... It was a poor effort from Farrell Gregory. He was lacking match sharpness.

12'

Flakron Meco tried to get onto the pass but The ball struck Godfrey Wootton.

15'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd passed along the floor for Emil Bancroft to pick it up, Nicholas Rush couldn't cut it.

Emil Bancroft tried to deliver a float cross but Dwight Sargent did well to spot and intercept the cross.

17'

Farrell Gregory knocked a lovely ball for Gareth Smalls, the ball was picked up by Gareth Smalls before Pete Jack could intercept.

Gareth Smalls tried a medium range effort but Godfrey Wootton cleared the ball.

18'

Pete Jack played the ball to Godfrey Wootton's feet, the ball was picked up by Godfrey Wootton before Marlowe Shine could cut it out.

Godfrey Wootton delivered the ball to Gladwyn Scrivener, Gladwyn Scrivener took it in his stride before Gareth Smalls could intercept.

Gladwyn Scrivener shot on the ball but Deforrest Midgley made the clearance.

19'

Grayson Vincent directed the ball to Earl Bloxham, Earl Bloxham took it in his stride before Gladwyn Scrivener could intercept.

Earl Bloxham tried to dart past Chuck Martel but Chuck Martel didn't allow.

21'

Chuck Martel attempted to lob the ball forward but Earl Bloxham got to the ball first.

23'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd received a yellow card.

24'

Gareth Smalls tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Godfrey Wootton.

25'

Pete Jack's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

26'

Korey Gilliam tried to pass the ball forward but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Nicholas Rush.

27'

Flakron Meco had a crack from the freekick. But he hit it not high enough to get over the wall.

28'

Chuck Martel dribbled past Earl Bloxham.

Chuck Martel tried to whip in a float cross but he overhit the cross as he was under pressure from Grayson Vincent.

33'

Deforrest Midgley tried to hit it long to a team-mate but Godfrey Wootton found himself in the way of the ball.

34'

Nicholas Rush tried to use his skill to go past Godfrey Wootton but Godfrey Wootton nicked the ball from the toes of Nicholas Rush.

36'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Pete Jack.

Chuck Martel tried to pass the ball forward but Deforrest Midgley read the game well to intercept the ball.

37'

Gareth Smalls passed the ball to Earl Bloxham, Earl Bloxham picked up on the ball before Godfrey Wootton could reach it.

Earl Bloxham tried to skip past the challenge of Pete Jack but Pete Jack won the ball from Earl Bloxham.

39'

Chuck Martel tried to dribble past Grayson Vincent but Chuck Martel lost the ball to Grayson Vincent.

40'

Nicholas Rush stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but Emil Bancroft showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

41'

Marlowe Shine moved the ball forward for Gareth Smalls, Gareth Smalls latched onto the ball before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Gareth Smalls tried to get past Pete Jack but it failed.

42'

Gareth Smalls played a lovely ball for Marlowe Shine, Emil Bancroft failed to reach the ball.

Marlowe Shine tried to jink past Godfrey Wootton but Marlowe Shine lost out to Godfrey Wootton.

43'

Gareth Smalls directed the ball to Marlowe Shine, Godfrey Wootton missed his interception.

Whilst still some way from goal, Marlowe Shine tried to lob the keeper but Pete Jack cleared the ball from danger.

45'

TrumpTheBest tried a tactical change.

Dwight Sargent came off for Horace Ruggles.

Daniel Woodward applauded the fans and was replaced by Marion Auttenberg.

Chuck Martel struck a long range piledriver!. Earl Bloxham approached too late to clear the danger.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... It was a poor effort from Chuck Martel. He was lacking match sharpness.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Both teams went in for their half-time break which and we are all square. .TrumpTheBest maintained 55% of possession and 45% for Vlub de fuck. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Chuck Martel tried to play it past Earl Bloxham but his possession is lost through a tackle by Earl Bloxham.

48'

Poor corner kick delivered by Korey Gilliam that went straight to the opposition.

52'

Pete Jack attempted to feed the high ball but Gareth Smalls cut it out easily.

55'

Pete Jack tried to dribble past Marlowe Shine but Marlowe Shine nicked the ball from the toes of Pete Jack.

56'

Swerving shot by Chuck Martel from long range but Earl Bloxham cleared the ball.

58'

Godfrey Wootton got past Marlowe Shine.

Godfrey Wootton tried to pass it long to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Gareth Smalls.

60'

Gareth Smalls whipped in the corner.

Deforrest Midgley tried to flick the ball to a team-mate but Leroi Carman charged down the header.

61'

Leroi Carman played a great ball for Gladwyn Scrivener, Gladwyn Scrivener trapped the ball nicely before Nicholas Rush could reach it.

Gladwyn Scrivener blasted a banana shot from outside of the area. Horace Ruggles failed to charge down the shot.

However, the ball drifted wide of the goal by Gladwyn Scrivener ... It was a poor miss from Gladwyn Scrivener. He looked like he was short of match practice.

62'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd took the corner kick but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

63'

Poor corner kick delivered by Emil Bancroft that went straight to the opposition.

65'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to dart past Nicholas Rush but Radclyffe Murgatroyd lost out to Nicholas Rush.

66'

Chuck Martel's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

67'

Pete Jack tried to take the ball past Gareth Smalls but it failed.

68'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to pass it long to a team-mate but Nicholas Rush made it first to the ball and intercepted.

69'

Grayson Vincent dribbled past Chuck Martel.

Grayson Vincent whipped in a low cross, Gladwyn Scrivener missed his interception.

Farrell Gregory moved onto the ball and immediately smashed in low, Leroi Carman approached too late to clear the danger.

Keir Cristiansen saved and held the ball.

70'

Grayson Vincent twisted past Korey Gilliam.

Grayson Vincent tried to dribble past Gladwyn Scrivener but Gladwyn Scrivener denied.

71'

Gareth Smalls played a wonderful ball for Deforrest Midgley, Deforrest Midgley trapped the ball nicely before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Deforrest Midgley delivered the ball to Marion Auttenberg, Marion Auttenberg took it in his stride before Pete Jack could intercept.

Marion Auttenberg tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Leroi Carman.

72'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to lift the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Nicholas Rush.

73'

Deforrest Midgley hit the ball forward to Farrell Gregory, Farrell Gregory latched onto the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could cut it out.

Chuck Martel blocked Farrell Gregory in a good, clean tackle before Farrell Gregory attempted to pass the ball.

74'

Chuck Martel shot past Earl Bloxham from 30 yards.

Chuck Martel put it horribly wide ... It was a poor miss from Chuck Martel. He looked like he was short of match practice.

76'

Gareth Smalls took the ball past Godfrey Wootton.

Gareth Smalls stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Pete Jack.

77'

Horace Ruggles played a great ball for Deforrest Midgley, Deforrest Midgley picked up on the ball before Emil Bancroft could cut it out.

Horace Ruggles received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Deforrest Midgley, Horace Ruggles took it in his stride before Radclyffe Murgatroyd could intercept.

Horace Ruggles crossed the ball low , Emil Bancroft couldn't reach it.

On the volley, Flakron Meco shot towards goal but the shot was charged down by Benjamin Cole.

78'

Horace Ruggles failed in his attempt to dribble past Emil Bancroft.

79'

Chuck Martel tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Grayson Vincent intercepted but couldn't control.

80'

Horace Ruggles tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Gladwyn Scrivener.

81'

Chuck Martel tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Grayson Vincent intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

82'

Chuck Martel failed in his attempt to dart past Earl Bloxham.

84'

Pete Jack sprinted to escape from Marlowe Shine.

Block tackle from Gareth Smalls, easily dispossessing Pete Jack before Pete Jack attempted to deliver the ball.

85'

Gareth Smalls directed the ball to Marlowe Shine, Godfrey Wootton missed his interception.

Marlowe Shine tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Pete Jack.

87'

Corner taken by Gareth Smalls and cut out by the opposition.

88'

Pete Jack tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Gareth Smalls cut it out.

89'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd turned with the ball past Horace Ruggles.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to deliver a float cross but it was intercepted by Nicholas Rush.

91'

Long pass by Gareth Smalls to Flakron Meco, Godfrey Wootton missed his interception.

Flakron Meco played a pinpoint pass to Deforrest Midgley, Deforrest Midgley took possession of the ball before Benjamin Cole could cut it out.

Deforrest Midgley made an attempt to move the ball forward but The ball bounced off Leroi Carman.

End Match TrumpTheBest 0 - 0 Vlub de fuck