Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and Newark albion

1'

Pass by Chuck Martel to Gladwyn Scrivener, Gladwyn Scrivener trapped the ball nicely before Roland Spears could cut it out.

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to sprint past Humphrey Garner but it failed.

2'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Cletis Myles made a great interception.

5'

Chuck Martel made an attempt to pass the ball forward but The ball cannoned off Roland Spears.

6'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd jinked past Cletis Myles.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to lob the keeper from a distance but Benji Cristiansen got himself between the ball and goal.

9'

Godfrey Wootton tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Seymour Bray did well to spot and intercept the pass.

10'

Fitz Beckham made a good pass to Seymour Bray, Seymour Bray took possession of the ball before Pete Jack could reach it.

Seymour Bray held up the ball, evading the challenge of Godfrey Wootton and attempted a cheeky lob from 20 yards.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... He held his head in his hands.

11'

Pete Jack made a good pass to Godfrey Wootton, Seymour Bray stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

The ball was struck by Godfrey Wootton from 20 yards out. Fitz Beckham failed to block the shot.

Godfrey Wootton left Yancy Henderson with an easy save.

12'

Leroi Carman tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Fitz Beckham.

13'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

14'

Humphrey Garner moved the ball forward for Roland Spears, the ball was picked up by Roland Spears before Gladwyn Scrivener could reach it.

Roland Spears attempted to lob the ball forward but The ball struck Chuck Martel.

15'

Fitz Beckham tried to get onto the pass but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Godfrey Wootton.

18'

Pete Jack hit the freekick toward the goal. Yancy Henderson tried to save but he couldn. ... GOAL!!!

Vlub de fuck 1 - 0 Newark albion

19'

Gladwyn Scrivener delivered the ball to Chuck Martel, Roland Spears couldn't reach it.

Chuck Martel got up well to attempt a medium-range overhead kick. Humphrey Garner didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Brilliantly saved by Yancy Henderson!.

21'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to dribble past Benji Cristiansen but Radclyffe Murgatroyd lost the ball to Benji Cristiansen's block tackle.

23'

Chuck Martel received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Godfrey Wootton, Chuck Martel trapped the ball nicely before Fitz Beckham could reach it.

Chuck Martel rifled a dipping shot at goal from 20 yards. Seymour Bray couldn't reach it.

Yancy Henderson did well to parry it.

24'

Chuck Martel hit a speculative effort from 30 yards. Roland Spears failed to charge down the shot.

Yancy Henderson saved superbly and held the ball.

25'

Chuck Martel searched out Ryley Alfredson with a high ball, Ryley Alfredson controlled the ball when bringing it down before Roland Spears could cut it out.

Ryley Alfredson had a great opportunity to score but Konnor Chase gave him no space .

26'

Pete Jack skipped easily past the challenge of Fitz Beckham.

Pete Jack tried to dart past Seymour Bray but Seymour Bray nicked the ball from the toes of Pete Jack.

27'

Fitz Beckham tried to curl one in from long range but Pete Jack hoofed the ball clear.

28'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd twisted past Benji Cristiansen.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to take the ball past Cletis Myles but Cletis Myles dispossessed Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

30'

Pete Jack tried to dart past Seymour Bray but Seymour Bray blocked Pete Jack in a good, clean tackle.

31'

Pete Jack dribbled past Fitz Beckham.

Pete Jack went by the challenge of Seymour Bray.

Pete Jack found a gap and blasted the ball towards the top corner. Robbie Myers failed to block the shot.

But Pete Jack sent it wide of the goal ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

33'

Pete Jack played the ball to Godfrey Wootton's feet, the ball was picked up by Godfrey Wootton before Fitz Beckham could cut it out.

Godfrey Wootton tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Seymour Bray.

34'

Chuck Martel moved the ball forward for Radclyffe Murgatroyd, the ball was picked up by Radclyffe Murgatroyd before Roland Spears could cut it out.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd sent in a float cross, Humphrey Garner stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Josh Philips beat Konnor Chase to the ball, then headed at goal.

Yancy Henderson turned the ball behind.

36'

Benji Cristiansen executed a block tackle on Radclyffe Murgatroyd before Radclyffe Murgatroyd attempted to deliver the ball.

37'

Leroi Carman looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner.

Pete Jack tried to nod the ball forward to a team-mate but the header was charged down by Konnor Chase.

38'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to skip past the challenge of Cletis Myles but Cletis Myles succesfully won the ball from Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

39'

Josh Philips took the corner kick but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

40'

Poor corner kick delivered by Fitz Beckham that went straight to the opposition.

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47'

Pete Jack tried to feed the high ball but Seymour Bray got in the way of the ball.

48'

Fitz Beckham looked to play the ball long to a team-mate but Chuck Martel showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

49'

Humphrey Garner made a pass to Konnor Chase, Konnor Chase took it in his stride before Gladwyn Scrivener could cut it out.

Konnor Chase had the chance to score from medium range but Chuck Martel closed down the space.

50'

Cletis Myles tried to dribble past Emil Bancroft but Cletis Myles lost the ball to Emil Bancroft.

51'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd laid it forward to Chuck Martel, Benji Cristiansen couldn't reach it.

Chuck Martel shot from distance but Cletis Myles hoofed the ball clear.

53'

Fitz Beckham tried to play it past Godfrey Wootton but Godfrey Wootton blocked Fitz Beckham in a good, clean tackle.

54'

Seymour Bray tried to curl one in from long range. Godfrey Wootton approached too late to block it.

It went close from Seymour Bray ... He should never have missed that one.

56'

Cletis Myles laid it forward to Benji Cristiansen, Emil Bancroft couldn't cut it.

Benji Cristiansen sent in a float cross over Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

Roydon Cristianson got above Leroi Carman to win the ball, then cushioned a headed pass.

Fitz Beckham found himself in some space and attempted a thunderous drive. Benjamin Cole couldn't reach it.

Keir Cristiansen was well positioned and untroubled by the shot.

57'

Pete Jack got past Seymour Bray with ease.

Pete Jack played a great ball for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton trapped the ball nicely before Fitz Beckham could intercept.

Godfrey Wootton tried to play it past Seymour Bray but Seymour Bray block tackled Godfrey Wootton.

58'

Godfrey Wootton whipped in the corner.

Josh Philips jumped above Konnor Chase, then headed it across the goal.

Yancy Henderson had no chance to save it ... Josh Philips capped an excellent move. GOAL!!! ... The fans chanted Josh Philips's name !

Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Newark albion

59'

Benji Cristiansen attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Emil Bancroft.

61'

Leroi Carman went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

62'

Poor corner kick delivered by Fitz Beckham that went straight to the opposition.

63'

Pete Jack found an opportunity to score from long range but he lost the ball to Fitz Beckham.

65'

Chuck Martel played a perfect pass for Gladwyn Scrivener, the ball was picked up by Gladwyn Scrivener before Humphrey Garner could reach it.

Gladwyn Scrivener put a float cross past Roland Spears in to the near post.

Chuck Martel got up above Konnor Chase, then cushioned a headed pass.

Robbie Myers went in with a successful block tackle on Emil Bancroft before Emil Bancroft could take a shot.

68'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd passed the ball to Emil Bancroft, Benji Cristiansen failed to reach the ball.

Emil Bancroft shot for the top corner from 20 yards. Cletis Myles approached too late to block it.

The ball missed to the right of the goal ... It was an unbelievable miss.

71'

Pete Jack lofted the ball high towards Josh Philips, Josh Philips brought the ball under control superbly before Fitz Beckham could cut it out.

Josh Philips found himself with plenty of time and struck the ball with fury. Konnor Chase couldn't reach it.

It went just wide by Josh Philips ... It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net.

73'

Humphrey Garner tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but Chuck Martel did well to spot and intercept the pass.

74'

Gladwyn Scrivener failed in his attempt to dribble past Benji Cristiansen.

75'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Godfrey Wootton.

Speculative chip by Radclyffe Murgatroyd over Benji Cristiansen towards goal.

Yancy Henderson elected to fist the ball to safety.

77'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd had shrugged off the challenge of Roland Spears and hit a speculative effort from 35 yards.

But it was well wide of the goal ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

79'

Fitz Beckham hit it high to Roydon Cristianson, Godfrey Wootton tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Roydon Cristianson unleashed a fierce drive high at goal but the shot was charged down by Leroi Carman.

80'

Chuck Martel tried to get onto the pass but The ball bounced off Roland Spears.

81'

Gladwyn Scrivener skipped easily past Seymour Bray.

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to get onto the pass but Fitz Beckham intercepted but couldn't control.

82'

Humphrey Garner looked destined to score from long range but Gladwyn Scrivener closed down the space.

83'

Chuck Martel made a pass to Josh Philips, Josh Philips picked up on the ball before Roland Spears could cut it out.

Josh Philips crossed the ball high and hard over Humphrey Garner.

Ryley Alfredson got above Robbie Myers to win the ball, then flicked the ball forward.

Benjamin Cole found himself with plenty of time and chipped the ball goalwards. Konnor Chase approached too late to clear the danger.

But Benjamin Cole scooped it over the bar ... It was a shocking miss.

87'

Poor corner kick delivered by Roland Spears that went straight to the opposition.

88'

Seymour Bray made an attempt to move the ball forward but The ball struck Godfrey Wootton.

89'

Godfrey Wootton played a great ball for Pete Jack, the ball was picked up by Pete Jack before Humphrey Garner could intercept.

Pete Jack delivered the ball to Ryley Alfredson, Seymour Bray tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Ryley Alfredson made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Robbie Myers found himself in the way of the ball.

90'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd struck the freekick through the wall. But Radclyffe Murgatroyd put it wide of the goal.

92'

Pete Jack made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but Roydon Cristianson blocked it.

95'

Benji Cristiansen dribbled past Emil Bancroft.

Benji Cristiansen skipped past the challenge of Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

Shot by Benji Cristiansen but the shot cannoned off Leroi Carman.

End Match Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Newark albion