Welcome to the match between Club de fuck and Little Rock county

1'

Grosvenor Paget struck the freekick. Grosvenor Paget put it horribly wide.

2'

Evelyn Read tried to dart past Dale Newman but his possession is lost through a tackle by Dale Newman.

3'

Denis Tuff attempted to play a long ball but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Ashley Belcher.

4'

Evelyn Read played a great ball for Ashley Belcher, Ashley Belcher took it in his stride before Denis Tuff could cut it out.

Ashley Belcher played a wonderful ball for Bailey Cristianson, Bailey Cristianson trapped the ball nicely before Dale Newman could reach it.

Bailey Cristianson tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Sam Stafford.

5'

Ashley Belcher attempted to lift the ball forward but it was well intercepted by Johnathan Clifford.

6'

Rastus Badcoke received a yellow card.

Herman Martel swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

8'

Blythe Mayes chipped it forward to Jayson Waters, Zak Brasher failed to intercept the pass.

Jayson Waters hit a fierce shot but Hiram Bateson scrambled the ball away.

9'

Evelyn Read made a long pass to Garnett Horsfall, Dale Newman couldn't reach it.

Shot by Garnett Horsfall but Sam Stafford cleared the ball.

10'

Dale Newman blocked Evelyn Read in a good, clean tackle before Evelyn Read attempted to pass the ball.

11'

Henry Cole hit it long to Denzil Baxter, Bailey Cristianson failed to reach the ball.

Denzil Baxter had a go on goal but Hiram Bateson got in and cleared the danger.

16'

Speculative chip by Denis Tuff over Ashley Belcher towards goal.

Barnaby Jepson did well to tip it wide.

18'

Bailey Cristianson ran up to take the corner.

Tel Malone got above Sam Stafford to win the ball, then flicked the ball forward.

Grosvenor Paget struck the ball with fury but Randall Styles got in and cleared the danger.

19'

Henry Cole shielded the ball from Bailey Cristianson and tried his luck from 30 yards.

Henry Cole was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar ... He buried his face in his hands.

20'

Johnathan Clifford moved the ball forward for Denis Tuff, Denis Tuff latched onto the ball before Ashley Belcher could reach it.

Denis Tuff tried his luck with a medium range chip but Evelyn Read blocked the shot.

23'

Evelyn Read lost the ball to Dale Newman's block tackle before Evelyn Read tried to pass the ball.

24'

Denis Tuff stepped away from Evelyn Read and hit a speculative long-range shot.

But it went over the bar ... It was a terrible miss.

25'

Denzil Baxter tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but Zak Brasher cut it out.

26'

Evelyn Read made an attempt to pass the ball forward but Jayson Waters came close and blocked it.

27'

Ashley Belcher failed in his attempt to dribble past Dale Newman.

30'

Blythe Mayes passed the ball to Rastus Badcoke, the ball was picked up by Rastus Badcoke before Evelyn Read could intercept.

Rastus Badcoke tried to dribble past Zak Brasher but Zak Brasher didn't allow.

31'

Evelyn Read tried to dribble past Dale Newman but his possession is lost through a tackle by Dale Newman.

32'

Bailey Cristianson fed the ball forward to Herman Martel, Herman Martel picked up on the ball before Henry Cole could intercept.

Herman Martel tried to cross the ball low but The ball cannoned off Johnathan Clifford.

33'

Johnathan Clifford received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Henry Cole, Johnathan Clifford picked up on the ball before Herman Martel could cut it out.

Johnathan Clifford tried to sprint past Bailey Cristianson but his possession is lost through a tackle by Bailey Cristianson.

34'

Grosvenor Paget tried to feed the high ball but Rastus Badcoke blocked it.

35'

Ashley Belcher tried to skip past Dale Newman but Dale Newman denied.

38'

Dale Newman twisted past Ashley Belcher.

Dale Newman tried to get past Evelyn Read but Evelyn Read didn't allow.

39'

Herman Martel tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Johnathan Clifford.

40'

Bailey Cristianson tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Johnathan Clifford.

43'

Blythe Mayes tried to play it past Tel Malone but failed.

45'

Denis Tuff played a great ball for Blythe Mayes, Blythe Mayes picked up on the ball before Evelyn Read could reach it.

Blythe Mayes tried his luck with a medium range chip. Ashley Belcher failed to charge down the shot.

Barnaby Jepson was in a good position and saved it.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The referee blew for the end of the half which and we are all square. .Club de fuck maintained 53% of possession and 47% for Little Rock county. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

46'

Ashley Belcher put some curve on the shot from long range but Dale Newman removed the danger.

47'

Garnett Horsfall tried an in-swinging corner.

Grosvenor Paget got well above Randall Styles to win the ball, then flicked the ball forward.

Hiram Bateson passed along the floor for Herman Martel to pick it up, Herman Martel picked up on the ball before Sam Stafford could reach it.

Herman Martel found a perfect spot and tried to lob the ball at goal. Randall Styles approached too late to block it.

But Herman Martel didn't connect properly and sent the ball wide ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

48'

Denis Tuff moved the ball forward for Dale Newman, Evelyn Read failed to intercept the pass.

Dale Newman skipped easily past Ashley Belcher.

Good play by Dale Newman in making himself some space and aimed for the top corner. Hiram Bateson failed to block the shot.

But it was well wide from Dale Newman ... He should have kicked himself for missing what was such an easy chance.

50'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Henry Cole.

Evelyn Read tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards but the shot was blocked by Dale Newman.

51'

Denis Tuff tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Ashley Belcher.

53'

Grosvenor Paget hit the ball forward to Zak Brasher, Zak Brasher took it in his stride before Rastus Badcoke could reach it.

Zak Brasher sent the ball over from the wing, Blythe Mayes missed his interception.

Grosvenor Paget jumped with Sam Stafford and won the ball, then attempted a looping header at goal.

But Grosvenor Paget didn't get close to troubling the keeper ... He should have hit the target at least.

54'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Garnett Horsfall.

Herman Martel played the ball to Grosvenor Paget's feet, the ball was picked up by Grosvenor Paget before Johnathan Clifford could cut it out.

Grosvenor Paget tried to get past Henry Cole but Henry Cole block tackled Grosvenor Paget.

57'

Rastus Badcoke hit the ball from long range but the shot cannoned off Denny Tobias.

59'

Denis Tuff tried to take the ball past Ashley Belcher but failed.

60'

Corner taken by Sam Stafford.

Randall Styles jumped above Hiram Bateson, then headed the ball upfield.

Jayson Waters found himself in some space and tried an optimistic effort at goal. Denny Tobias didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But Jayson Waters didn't get close to troubling the keeper ... He should have hit the target at least.

62'

Grosvenor Paget tried to sprint past Rastus Badcoke but Rastus Badcoke blocked Grosvenor Paget.

64'

Zak Brasher hit the ball forward to Grosvenor Paget, Sam Stafford couldn't reach it.

Rastus Badcoke could not stop Grosvenor Paget going past him.

Grosvenor Paget laid it forward to Bailey Cristianson, Sam Stafford tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Bailey Cristianson made a good pass to Denny Tobias, Denny Tobias took possession of the ball before Randall Styles could reach it.

Denny Tobias got free in the penalty area and had a go on goal. Sam Stafford failed to charge down the shot.

Florence Fay saved and held onto the ball.

65'

Hiram Bateson tried to move the ball forward but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Dale Newman.

67'

Hiram Bateson wasn't able to run off the injury and had to go off.

Hartley Thomson came on for the injured Hiram Bateson.

68'

Henry Cole lifted the corner into the area from the corner kick.

Blythe Mayes got above Hartley Thomson to win the ball, then made an attacking header.

Barnaby Jepson denied Blythe Mayes.

71'

Denis Tuff put some curve on the shot from long range but Tel Malone made the clearance.

72'

The referee showed Herman Martel a yellow card.

Blythe Mayes skipped easily past the challenge of Grosvenor Paget.

Blythe Mayes tried to supply a float cross but Zak Brasher did well to spot and intercept the cross.

73'

Randall Styles played a pinpoint pass to Blythe Mayes, the ball was picked up by Blythe Mayes before Ashley Belcher could cut it out.

Swerving shot by Blythe Mayes from 20 yards. Zak Brasher wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

Barnaby Jepson was caught out of position ... Vintage strike from Blythe Mayes !!! GOAL!!! ... He was outstretching both arms and running around, changing the angle of his arms while mimicking an airplane !

Club de fuck 0 - 1 Little Rock county

75'

Evelyn Read had the strength to hold off Dale Newman.

Evelyn Read tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Denis Tuff intercepted but couldn't control.

76'

Denis Tuff hit a fierce shot from 40 yards but Zak Brasher charged down the shot.

77'

Denis Tuff hit a crashing drive from 40 yards. Evelyn Read wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But Denis Tuff sent the ball well over the bar ... It was a poor miss from Denis Tuff. He looked like he was short of match practice.

78'

Henry Cole swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

79'

Poor corner kick delivered by Johnathan Clifford that went straight to the opposition.

80'

Henry Cole had the strength to hold off Bailey Cristianson.

Henry Cole took the ball past Herman Martel.

Henry Cole sent the ball over from the wing, Bailey Cristianson tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Denis Tuff had the beating in the air of Denny Tobias, then headed at goal.

Denis Tuff left Barnaby Jepson with a simple save.

81'

Herman Martel tried to dart past Johnathan Clifford but Johnathan Clifford block tackled Herman Martel.

82'

Johnathan Clifford tried to lift the ball forward but The ball was touched on by Denny Tobias.

83'

Denny Tobias tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

85'

Ashley Belcher tried to knock a long ball forward but Denis Tuff intercepted but couldn't control.

86'

Herman Martel tried to loft the ball to a team-mate but Denzil Baxter intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

87'

Herman Martel tried to lift the ball forward but Johnathan Clifford intercepted the pass.

88'

Henry Cole played a wonderful ball for Johnathan Clifford, Bailey Cristianson missed his interception.

Johnathan Clifford attempted to lift the ball forward but The ball ricocheted off Herman Martel.

89'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Denny Tobias.

91'

Rastus Badcoke attempted to feed the high ball but Bailey Cristianson made a great interception.

92'

Ashley Belcher attempted to lift the ball forward but Denis Tuff intercepted but couldn't control the ball.

93'

Blythe Mayes made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Zak Brasher.

End Match Club de fuck 0 - 1 Little Rock county