Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and Reno F.C.

11'

Pete Jack tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under too much pressure from Woodrow Broadbent.

14'

Camron Harlow sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

17'

Brand Samuelson tried to skip past Emil Bancroft but Emil Bancroft robbed Brand Samuelson.

19'

Pete Jack moved the ball forward for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took it in his stride before Woodrow Broadbent could reach it.

Godfrey Wootton curled the ball in at goal from long range but Jere Brock blocked the shot.

21'

Chuck Martel played a perfect pass for Gladwyn Scrivener, Gladwyn Scrivener latched onto the ball before Woodrow Broadbent could intercept.

Gladwyn Scrivener floated it into the area, Weldon Harrison failed to intercept the pass.

Benjamin Cole got to the ball ahead of Myron Paget, then forced the ball goalwards with a header.

But it was well wide of the goal ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

23'

Chuck Martel hit it hard with the outside of his foot from 30 yards but Woodrow Broadbent blocked the shot.

25'

Pete Jack tried to play a long ball but The ball came off Jere Brock.

27'

Brand Samuelson lost the ball to Emil Bancroft's block tackle before Brand Samuelson attempted to pass the ball.

30'

Myron Paget tried to jink past Gladwyn Scrivener but Gladwyn Scrivener didn't allow.

31'

Swerving shot by Pete Jack from long range. Jere Brock didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Pete Jack put it horribly wide ... It was a terrible miss.

33'

Chuck Martel tried to lift the ball forward but Woodrow Broadbent cut it out.

36'

Pete Jack attempted to pass it high to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Humbert Skinner.

37'

Pete Jack directed the ball to Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took possession of the ball before Jere Brock could intercept.

Godfrey Wootton directed the ball nicely to Josh Philips, Humbert Skinner tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Josh Philips got free in the penalty area and fired in a shot at goal. David Adams approached too late to tackle him.

Boyce Beckett watched it sail harmlessly over ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

39'

Josh Philips picked up Chuck Martel's long ball, Woodrow Broadbent failed to reach the ball.

Josh Philips hit it high and hard towards goal. David Adams approached too late to clear the danger.

Josh Philips sent the ball past Boyce Beckett to back of the net ... Josh Philips scored. It was a fantastic move and finish !!! ... He raised a finger to his lips ! He had silenced the opposition fans

Vlub de fuck 1 - 0 Reno F.C.

44'

Pete Jack tried to lob the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Jere Brock.

45'

Josh Philips floated the ball over into the area from the corner kick.

Ryley Alfredson jumped above Myron Paget, then flicked the ball forward.

Godfrey Wootton stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from David Adams.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teams went in for their half-time break which Vlub de fuck took the lead.Vlub de fuck had 62% possession in the match, while Reno F.C. had 38%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

47'

Woodrow Broadbent made a good pass to Weldon Harrison, Weldon Harrison took possession of the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could reach it.

Weldon Harrison attempted a cheeky lob from 20 yards. Chuck Martel failed to block the shot.

Weldon Harrison struck it just over the bar ... He should never have missed that one.

48'

Pete Jack laid it forward to Godfrey Wootton, the ball was picked up by Godfrey Wootton before Jere Brock could cut it out.

Godfrey Wootton tried to take the ball past Humbert Skinner but Humbert Skinner nicked the ball from the toes of Godfrey Wootton.

51'

Pete Jack made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Humbert Skinner.

53'

Humbert Skinner picked up Brand Samuelson's superb pass, Emil Bancroft couldn't cut it.

Humbert Skinner tried to move the ball forward but Radclyffe Murgatroyd came close and blocked it.

54'

Josh Philips struck a long range piledriver!. Camron Harlow approached too late to clear the danger.

Josh Philips sent the ball high and wide of the goal ... It was a terrible miss.

55'

Pete Jack made a pass to Godfrey Wootton, the ball was picked up by Godfrey Wootton before Jere Brock could intercept.

Godfrey Wootton tried to lob the ball forward but The ball cannoned off Humbert Skinner.

57'

Woodrow Broadbent tried to play it past Gladwyn Scrivener but Gladwyn Scrivener denied.

58'

Pete Jack tried to feed the high ball but The ball ricocheted off Jere Brock.

60'

Pete Jack tried to sprint past Humbert Skinner but Humbert Skinner succesfully won the ball from Pete Jack.

61'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd easily got past the challenge of Hallam Buckley.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to centre the ball but Brand Samuelson coolly intercepted the cross.

63'

Chuck Martel span past Woodrow Broadbent.

Chuck Martel tried a banana shot from distance!. Weldon Harrison approached too late to clear the danger.

But Chuck Martel put it wide of the goal ... It was a shocking miss.

65'

Humbert Skinner tried to move the ball forward but Benjamin Cole blocked it.

68'

Pete Jack played the ball long looking for a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under too much pressure from Jere Brock.

69'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd skipped past the challenge of Hallam Buckley.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd whipped in a low cross, Brand Samuelson couldn't cut it.

Josh Philips had reached the ball before David Adams and quickly drove the ball low towards the goal.

Boyce Beckett got himself in front of the shot.

70'

Chuck Martel dribbled past Woodrow Broadbent.

Chuck Martel floated it into the area, Weldon Harrison failed to intercept the pass.

Josh Philips got ahead of Myron Paget to win the ball, then forced the ball goalwards with a header.

Boyce Beckett did not get back in time to reach it ... Josh Philips finished a fine move. GOAL!!! ... The fans were ecstatic !

Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Reno F.C.

72'

Pass by Radclyffe Murgatroyd to Emil Bancroft, the ball was picked up by Emil Bancroft before Hallam Buckley could reach it.

Emil Bancroft got the float cross in from the wing, Brand Samuelson failed to intercept the pass.

Myron Paget got above Josh Philips to win the ball, then headed the ball clear.

73'

Leroi Carman failed in his attempt to take the ball past Humbert Skinner.

74'

Pete Jack played a great ball for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took it in his stride before Jere Brock could intercept.

Godfrey Wootton tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Humbert Skinner had no problem in intercepting the ball.

75'

Jere Brock tried to lift the ball forward but Godfrey Wootton intercepted but couldn't control.

76'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd took the play over the halfway line,Derick Fabian missed his interception.

David Adams won the aerial challenge against Ryley Alfredson, then headed clear the danger.

77'

Hallam Buckley attempted to lift the ball forward but Chuck Martel had no problem in intercepting the ball.

78'

Weldon Harrison tried to dribble past Chuck Martel but Weldon Harrison lost out to Chuck Martel.

79'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to dart past Hallam Buckley but Hallam Buckley nicked the ball from the toes of Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

82'

Gladwyn Scrivener dribbled past Weldon Harrison.

Gladwyn Scrivener fired off a medium-ranged shot but the shot was charged down by Woodrow Broadbent.

83'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Jere Brock.

85'

Pete Jack looked for the head of Josh Philips, Josh Philips controlled the ball when bringing it down before Woodrow Broadbent could cut it out.

Josh Philips shot! but the shot was blocked by Myron Paget.

87'

Poor corner kick delivered by Emil Bancroft that went straight to the opposition.

89'

Gladwyn Scrivener got past Woodrow Broadbent with ease.

Weldon Harrison block tackled Gladwyn Scrivener before Gladwyn Scrivener could pass the ball.

90'

Chuck Martel made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Jere Brock.

91'

Camron Harlow lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

End Match Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Reno F.C.