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1'

Godfrey Wootton hit it high to Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Dedrick Monday couldn't reach it.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd drove the ball at goal but Quinton Holt got in and cleared the danger.

2'

Emil Bancroft played a pinpoint pass to Pete Jack, Quinton Holt couldn't cut it.

Pete Jack sprinted past Dedrick Monday.

Pete Jack tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Lewis Haggard.

3'

Ayden Treloar tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

4'

Yellow card shown to Godfrey Wootton.

Morty Hudnall sprinted past Benjamin Cole.

Morty Hudnall directed the ball to Grant Sanders, Emil Bancroft couldn't cut it.

Grant Sanders put some curve on the shot from distance. Radclyffe Murgatroyd approached too late to tackle him.

Grant Sanders sent the ball high and wide of the goal ... He hung his head in shame for missing what was such an easy chance.

6'

Benjamin Cole struck the freekick over the wall. Benjamin Cole put it horribly wide.

7'

Pete Jack curled the ball in at goal from long range but the shot was blocked by Lewis Haggard.

8'

Lewis Haggard twisted past Godfrey Wootton.

Lewis Haggard directed the ball nicely to Ayden Treloar, Pete Jack couldn't reach it.

Ayden Treloar drove the ball at goal but Leroi Carman scrambled the ball away.

10'

Bennie Comstock was shown a yellow card.

Chuck Martel went by the challenge of Colin Jardine.

Chuck Martel tried to dart past Gayelord Edwards but Gayelord Edwards didn't allow.

14'

Lewis Haggard tried to chip the ball forward but Godfrey Wootton did well to pick out and intercept that pass.

15'

Gladwyn Scrivener lifted the corner into the area from the corner kick.

Leroi Carman beat Lennie Blackman to the ball, then cushioned a headed pass.

Emil Bancroft struck it at goal! but the shot cannoned off Quinton Holt.

16'

Poor corner kick delivered by Pete Jack that went straight to the opposition.

17'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd played a lovely ball for Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft latched onto the ball before Morty Hudnall could reach it.

Emil Bancroft tried to skip past Grant Sanders but Grant Sanders blocked Emil Bancroft in a good, clean tackle.

21'

Leroi Carman tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

23'

Pete Jack tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Dedrick Monday.

24'

Godfrey Wootton tried to jink past Lewis Haggard but Lewis Haggard block tackled Godfrey Wootton.

25'

Chuck Martel made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Gayelord Edwards.

26'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to pass it long to a team-mate but The ball cannoned off Grant Sanders.

27'

Pete Jack made a pass to Godfrey Wootton, Dedrick Monday tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Godfrey Wootton made an attempt to deliver the ball to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under pressure from Lewis Haggard.

28'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to pass the ball forward but The ball was touched on by Grant Sanders.

30'

Lewis Haggard delivered the ball to Dedrick Monday, the ball was picked up by Dedrick Monday before Gladwyn Scrivener could reach it.

Dedrick Monday had little in the way of options and elected to try a medium-range chip. Godfrey Wootton approached too late to block it.

But it was well wide from Dedrick Monday ... It was a dismal effort, he never should have missed.

31'

Pete Jack made a good pass to Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took possession of the ball before Lewis Haggard could cut it out.

Godfrey Wootton knocked a lovely ball for Josh Philips, Dedrick Monday stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Josh Philips found himself in some space and flicked it goalwards. Quinton Holt failed to block the shot.

Oto Sýkora managed to turn it over his bar.

32'

Pete Jack made good use of the scissors dribble. As Dedrick Monday lost his balance, Pete Jack dribbled past Dedrick Monday.

Lewis Haggard block tackled Pete Jack before Pete Jack attempted to deliver the ball.

33'

Chuck Martel tried to chip the ball forward but Lewis Haggard intercepted but couldn't control.

34'

Pete Jack tried to pass the ball forward but Dedrick Monday cut it out.

35'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Dedrick Monday.

Chuck Martel hit towards goal from 30 yards out. Colin Jardine failed to charge down the shot.

Chuck Martel put it clean over the bar ... He should have kicked himself for missing what was such an easy chance.

38'

Pete Jack played a perfect pass for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton took possession of the ball before Dedrick Monday could cut it out.

Pass by Godfrey Wootton to Ryley Alfredson, Ryley Alfredson trapped the ball nicely before Lewis Haggard could reach it.

Ryley Alfredson moved the ball forward for Leroi Carman, Leroi Carman picked up on the ball before Quinton Holt could reach it.

Leroi Carman took a shot! but the shot clattered off Lennie Blackman.

40'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Morty Hudnall found himself in the way of the ball.

42'

Grant Sanders tried to pass it high to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Godfrey Wootton.

43'

Pete Jack hit a speculative long-range shot. Lewis Haggard failed to charge down the shot.

But Pete Jack sent the ball high into the stands ... It was a wasted opportunity.

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47'

Pete Jack stepped away from Dedrick Monday and sent the ball flying towards goal from 40 yards.

But Pete Jack sent it wide of the goal ... It was a poor miss from Pete Jack. He looked like he was short of match practice.

49'

Leroi Carman tried to float the ball over into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

50'

Dedrick Monday received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Lewis Haggard, Dedrick Monday picked up on the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could reach it.

Ayden Treloar received the ball which was passed wonderfully by Dedrick Monday, Ayden Treloar trapped the ball nicely before Godfrey Wootton could reach it.

Ayden Treloar smashed the ball towards the top corner but the shot was blocked by Benjamin Cole.

51'

Dedrick Monday went in with a successful block tackle on Pete Jack before Pete Jack attempted to pass the ball.

52'

Pete Jack directed the ball nicely to Godfrey Wootton, the ball was picked up by Godfrey Wootton before Dedrick Monday could cut it out.

Lewis Haggard was outmuscled by Godfrey Wootton.

Godfrey Wootton fired in a shot at goal but Lennie Blackman cleared the ball.

54'

Poor corner kick by Godfrey Wootton. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

55'

Chuck Martel put some curve on the shot from long range but Gayelord Edwards threw himself in front of the shot.

56'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd directed the ball nicely to Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft picked up on the ball before Morty Hudnall could intercept.

Emil Bancroft tried to dribble past Grant Sanders but his possession is lost through a tackle by Grant Sanders.

58'

Pete Jack tried to feed the high ball but Dedrick Monday showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

60'

Emil Bancroft laid it forward to Radclyffe Murgatroyd, the ball was picked up by Radclyffe Murgatroyd before Morty Hudnall could intercept.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd bent it from medium range. Grant Sanders approached too late to tackle him.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

61'

Chuck Martel directed the ball nicely to Gladwyn Scrivener, Dedrick Monday tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Gladwyn Scrivener bent it from medium range but the shot was blocked by Gayelord Edwards.

62'

Pete Jack stepped up to take the freekick. Pete Jack got it all wrong sending the ball harmlessly over the bar.

63'

The referee pulled out the red card for Bennie Comstock. Bennie Comstock has been sent off!

66'

Lewis Haggard tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he misjudged the pass as he was under too much pressure from Godfrey Wootton.

67'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to hit a long ball forward but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Morty Hudnall.

69'

Pete Jack made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he was under pressure from Dedrick Monday.

70'

Gladwyn Scrivener knocked a lovely ball for Pete Jack, Pete Jack took possession of the ball before Gayelord Edwards could cut it out.

Pete Jack played a wonderful ball for Chuck Martel, Colin Jardine stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Chuck Martel supplied a float cross, Gayelord Edwards stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Gladwyn Scrivener rose bravely above Quinton Holt to win the ball, then hit the ball with his head toward the goal.

It went close from Gladwyn Scrivener ... That should have been a goal.

71'

Chuck Martel faked a shot before cutting Morty Hudnall in a different direction.

Chuck Martel tried to dribble past Gayelord Edwards but Gayelord Edwards didn't allow.

72'

Leroi Carman was shown a yellow card.

73'

Godfrey Wootton tried to feed the high ball but Dedrick Monday intercepted the pass.

75'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd used his skill to go past Morty Hudnall.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to get the ball across but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Grant Sanders.

76'

Pete Jack lifted the corner kick into the area but it was cleared by the opposition.

77'

Chuck Martel tried to chip the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under pressure from Gayelord Edwards.

78'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd easily got past the challenge of Morty Hudnall.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd took the ball confidently past Grant Sanders.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd got the float cross in from the wing, Morty Hudnall couldn't cut it.

Benjamin Cole connected with a diving header for a goal but Lennie Blackman headed the ball to safety.

81'

Chuck Martel hit the ball forward to Emil Bancroft, Gayelord Edwards missed his interception.

Emil Bancroft crossed the ball low and hard, Colin Jardine failed to intercept the pass.

Ryley Alfredson moved onto the ball and immediately chipped the ball goalwards but Quinton Holt blocked the shot.

82'

Pete Jack was pressed by Dedrick Monday but he evaded the challenge and sent the ball flying towards goal from 40 yards.

Oto Sýkora failed to stop the ball ... Pete Jack scored a fantastic goal !!! ... The fans were dancing in jubilation !

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83'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd dribbled past Morty Hudnall.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd took the ball past Grant Sanders.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd passed along the floor for Emil Bancroft to pick it up, Emil Bancroft latched onto the ball before Quinton Holt could cut it out.

Emil Bancroft was able to make space and chipped the ball goalwards. Lennie Blackman didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Oto Sýkora wan't fast enough to make the save ... Emil Bancroft scored a goal !!! ... He ran over to the fans in celebration !

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84'

Ayden Treloar laid it forward to Quinton Holt, Quinton Holt took possession of the ball before Gladwyn Scrivener could intercept.

Quinton Holt played a lovely ball for Lennie Blackman, Godfrey Wootton couldn't cut it.

Lennie Blackman made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Leroi Carman.

86'

Pete Jack showed Morty Hudnall a clean set of heels.

Pete Jack tried to get past Dedrick Monday but Dedrick Monday nicked the ball from the toes of Pete Jack.

91'

Chuck Martel showed Gayelord Edwards a clean set of heels.

A low cross was delivered by Chuck Martel, Colin Jardine missed his interception.

Emil Bancroft had reached the ball before Lennie Blackman and hastily curled a shot from an angle.

It went just wide by Emil Bancroft ... He should have done a lot better with that chance.

92'

Chuck Martel hit past Gayelord Edwards towards goal from 30 yards out.

Oto Sýkora made an acrobatic save.

End Match Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Anal plug