Welcome to the match between Vlub de fuck and Palmdale rangers

1'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd made an attempt to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Briar Thorn.

3'

Royale Sanders made a good pass to Otto Hurst, Godfrey Wootton couldn't reach it.

Otto Hurst dribbled past Pete Jack.

Otto Hurst lost his man and found himself with plenty of room and flicked it goalwards. Benjamin Cole approached too late to tackle him.

Keir Cristiansen saved and deflected the ball clear.

4'

Royale Sanders tried to play a long ball but Godfrey Wootton got to the ball first.

5'

Leroi Carman hit towards goal from 30 yards out. Briar Thorn approached too late to tackle him.

But the ball went flying over the bar ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

6'

Emil Bancroft swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

8'

Yellow card shown to Benjamin Cole.

9'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd hit the ball forward to Emil Bancroft, Otto Hurst couldn't cut out the pass.

Emil Bancroft put a low cross in to the far post, Osbourne Gore couldn't reach it.

Josh Philips unleashed a volley at goal but Mel Baldwin cleared the ball to safety.

10'

Josh Philips dispatched the freekick goalwards. The shot was blocked by the wall.

11'

The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Reid Lukeson.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd made a pass to Emil Bancroft, Emil Bancroft trapped the ball nicely before Osbourne Gore could intercept.

Emil Bancroft dribbled confidently past Briar Thorn.

Emil Bancroft tried to supply a float cross but Osbourne Gore showed great composure in intercepted the ball.

12'

Emil Bancroft dispatched the freekick goalwards. The shot was blocked by the wall.

13'

Chuck Martel hit a hopeful looking shot from 30 yards but Reid Lukeson got in and cleared the danger.

14'

Josh Philips tried a long range effort but Osbourne Gore cleared the ball to safety.

17'

Briar Thorn tried to twist past Emil Bancroft but failed.

18'

Chuck Martel gave the corner straight to the opposition.

22'

Reid Lukeson tried to get onto the pass but his possession was lost through a tackle by Gladwyn Scrivener.

23'

Emil Bancroft made good use of the scissors dribble. As Dave Myers lost his balance, Emil Bancroft dribbled past Dave Myers.

Emil Bancroft attempted to chip the ball forward but it was a poor ball as he had been pressured by Reid Lukeson.

24'

Briar Thorn made an attempt to pass the ball forward but Emil Bancroft intercepted but couldn't control.

26'

Lamar Jacobson took the corner kick but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

27'

Godfrey Wootton tried an audacious shot on goal from 30 yards. Briar Thorn failed to charge down the shot.

Vergil Underwood had no chance to save it ... A goal was scored by Godfrey Wootton !!! ... He wheeled away in jubilation !

Vlub de fuck 1 - 0 Palmdale rangers

28'

Pete Jack used his skill to go past Otto Hurst.

Pete Jack moved the ball forward for Josh Philips, Josh Philips took possession of the ball before Royale Sanders could reach it.

Josh Philips directed the ball nicely to Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Radclyffe Murgatroyd trapped the ball nicely before Lamar Jacobson could reach it.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd lost his man and found himself with plenty of room and had an effort at goal. Mel Baldwin wasn't quick enough to clear the ball from danger.

But Radclyffe Murgatroyd put it wide ... He's kicked himself for missing that chance.

29'

Gladwyn Scrivener knocked a lovely ball for Radclyffe Murgatroyd, Osbourne Gore couldn't cut out the pass.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd hit a speculative effort from 30 yards but Briar Thorn got in and cleared the danger.

30'

Lamar Jacobson skipped past Pete Jack.

Lamar Jacobson moved the ball forward for Farran Hume, Farran Hume latched onto the ball before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Farran Hume chipped the ball goalwards but Leroi Carman threw himself in front of the shot.

34'

Chuck Martel escaped from the challenge of Dave Myers and fired off a long shot.

The ball went sailing over the crossbar ... It was a poor effort from Chuck Martel. He was lacking match sharpness.

35'

Dave Myers took the ball into the opposing half of the field,Radclyffe Murgatroyd couldn't cut it.

Benjamin Cole rose bravely above Farran Hume to win the ball and the ball was cleared.

36'

Pete Jack tried to play it past Dave Myers but Dave Myers blocked Pete Jack in a good, clean tackle.

37'

Ryley Alfredson's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

40'

Osbourne Gore blocked Radclyffe Murgatroyd before Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to get onto the pass.

41'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd hit a speculative effort from 30 yards. Osbourne Gore approached too late to tackle him.

But Radclyffe Murgatroyd put it wide of the goal ... It was an epic miss.

42'

Chuck Martel tried to dribble past Dave Myers but Dave Myers didn't allow.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Both teams went in for their half-time break which Vlub de fuck took the lead.Vlub de fuck had 60% possession in the match, while Palmdale rangers had 40%. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

47'

Chuck Martel easily got past the challenge of Dave Myers.

Chuck Martel tried to deliver a low cross but Reid Lukeson got in the way of the ball.

48'

Royale Sanders dribbled past Godfrey Wootton.

Royale Sanders lofted the ball high towards Huey Collingwood, Huey Collingwood brought the ball down well before Pete Jack could cut it out.

Huey Collingwood had a crack at goal but Benjamin Cole blocked the shot.

49'

Briar Thorn tried to use his skill to go past Emil Bancroft but Emil Bancroft took the ball away from Briar Thorn.

50'

Pete Jack tried to curl one in from long range. Otto Hurst approached too late to block it.

But Pete Jack's shot was well wide as the wind swept it away from the goal ... He was angry with himself for missing that chance.

51'

Pete Jack played it past Otto Hurst.

Pete Jack made an attempt to pass the ball to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under too much pressure from Royale Sanders.

52'

Josh Philips was outpaced by Briar Thorn.

Briar Thorn smashed the ball past Emil Bancroft towards the top corner from 25 yards.

Keir Cristiansen made a fingertip save to divert the ball over.

53'

Chuck Martel tried to skip past Dave Myers but Dave Myers didn't allow.

55'

Otto Hurst passed the ball to Royale Sanders, Royale Sanders picked up on the ball before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Royale Sanders put some curve on the shot from long range but Pete Jack blocked the shot.

56'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd brought the ball over the halfway line,Briar Thorn missed his interception.

Ryley Alfredson dived onto the ball towards the goal but Mel Baldwin headed the ball clear.

57'

Royale Sanders passed the ball to Farran Hume, the ball was picked up by Farran Hume before Godfrey Wootton could cut it out.

Farran Hume made good use of the scissors dribble. As Pete Jack lost his balance, Farran Hume dribbled past Pete Jack.

Farran Hume tried a banana shot from distance!. Godfrey Wootton didn't read the game well enough to block it.

Keir Cristiansen managed to turn it behind.

58'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd went by the challenge of Briar Thorn.

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to get past Osbourne Gore but Osbourne Gore blocked Radclyffe Murgatroyd in a good, clean tackle.

59'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to use his skill to go past Osbourne Gore but Osbourne Gore blocked Radclyffe Murgatroyd.

61'

Gladwyn Scrivener took the ball confidently past Farran Hume.

Gladwyn Scrivener put some curve on the shot from distance but Dave Myers made the clearance.

63'

Royale Sanders sent the ball flying towards goal from 40 yards. Godfrey Wootton approached too late to tackle him.

But Royale Sanders put it narrowly over ... A real chance wasted.

64'

Reid Lukeson tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

65'

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to dribble past Dave Myers but Dave Myers blocked Gladwyn Scrivener.

67'

Royale Sanders tried to deliver the ball to a team-mate but Godfrey Wootton closed in and intercepted the ball.

68'

Otto Hurst could not stop Pete Jack going past him.

Pete Jack tried to play it past Royale Sanders but Royale Sanders blocked Pete Jack in a good, clean tackle.

71'

Royale Sanders played the ball to Otto Hurst's feet, Otto Hurst took it in his stride before Godfrey Wootton could cut it out.

Pete Jack was outmuscled by Otto Hurst.

Otto Hurst found himself with plenty of time and drove the ball at goal. Leroi Carman approached too late to tackle him.

But Otto Hurst put it narrowly over ... He should never have missed that one.

73'

Godfrey Wootton dribbled past Otto Hurst.

Godfrey Wootton struck the ball from 25 yards toward the goal. Royale Sanders approached too late to tackle him.

But Godfrey Wootton couldn't get it on target ... It was a shocking miss.

74'

Briar Thorn directed the ball nicely to Dave Myers, Emil Bancroft tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Dave Myers squared the ball, Radclyffe Murgatroyd tried to move and pick up the ball but he wasn't quick enough.

Huey Collingwood let the ball drop before hitting a spectacular half volley, Leroi Carman approached too late to clear the danger.

Keir Cristiansen managed to get himself between the ball and the goal.

75'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd fired in the freekick into the back of the net. Vergil Underwood tried to save but he spilled the ball!. ...

Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Palmdale rangers

77'

Otto Hurst made a good pass to Royale Sanders, Royale Sanders took possession of the ball before Pete Jack could intercept.

Royale Sanders directed the ball nicely to Farran Hume, Farran Hume took it in his stride before Godfrey Wootton could intercept.

Farran Hume found himself with plenty of time and unleashed a fierce drive high at goal. Leroi Carman approached too late to tackle him.

It went just wide by Farran Hume ... He should have done a lot better with that chance.

79'

Osbourne Gore laid it forward to Briar Thorn, Emil Bancroft couldn't reach it.

Briar Thorn squared the ball, Radclyffe Murgatroyd missed his interception.

Farran Hume played the ball instantly down the left. Benjamin Cole stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Osbourne Gore shot for the top corner but Leroi Carman got in and cleared the danger.

80'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd block tackled Osbourne Gore before Osbourne Gore tried to get onto the pass.

81'

Gladwyn Scrivener tried to get past Otto Hurst but Otto Hurst didn't allow.

82'

Pete Jack played a great ball for Godfrey Wootton, Godfrey Wootton trapped the ball nicely before Otto Hurst could reach it.

Godfrey Wootton tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but Royale Sanders intercepted but couldn't control.

84'

From long range, Pete Jack bent the ball towards goal. Royale Sanders failed to charge down the shot.

The ball went sailing over the crossbar ... It was a shocking miss.

86'

Royale Sanders took the ball past Pete Jack.

Royale Sanders skipped past the challenge of Godfrey Wootton.

Royale Sanders tried to pass the ball forward but Benjamin Cole found himself in the way of the ball.

87'

Leroi Carman made an attempt to move the ball forward but Royale Sanders showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

88'

Ryley Alfredson found a chance to score from long range but Lamar Jacobson went in with a successful block tackle on him.

89'

Chuck Martel tried to use his skill to go past Dave Myers but Dave Myers denied.

90'

Radclyffe Murgatroyd attempted a thunderous drive from 35 yards. Dave Myers didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But Radclyffe Murgatroyd didn't get close to troubling the keeper ... It was a poor effort from Radclyffe Murgatroyd. He was lacking match sharpness.

92'

Gladwyn Scrivener was shown a yellow card.

Emil Bancroft aimed the corner for the near post.

Pete Jack climbed above Lamar Jacobson, then headed the ball forward.

Josh Philips stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he had been pressured by Mel Baldwin.

93'

Pete Jack showed Briar Thorn a clean set of heels.

Pete Jack took the ball confidently past Otto Hurst.

Pete Jack got free in the penalty area and tried to lob it over the keeper. Lamar Jacobson approached too late to clear the danger.

Pete Jack left Vergil Underwood with an easy save.

End Match Vlub de fuck 2 - 0 Palmdale rangers