Welcome to the match between Club de fuck and Arvada albion

1'

Tracey Horn struck the ball with fury from 30 yards. Bailey Cristianson failed to charge down the shot.

Well held by Barnaby Jepson.

2'

Garnett Beck played a great ball for Lonnie Sherman, the ball was picked up by Lonnie Sherman before Zak Brasher could reach it.

Lonnie Sherman had the strength to hold off Grosvenor Paget.

Lonnie Sherman tried to square the ball from the wing but Zak Brasher closed in and intercepted the ball.

3'

Tel Malone tried to play it past Chauncey Reier but Chauncey Reier nicked the ball from the toes of Tel Malone.

4'

Block tackle from Garnett Beck, easily dispossessing Zak Brasher before Zak Brasher tried to get onto the pass.

5'

Sampson Long had little in the way of options and elected to try a long-range chip. Ashley Belcher couldn't reach it.

Good goalkeeping by Barnaby Jepson to block the shot with his body.

6'

Eliott Stainthorpe jinked confidently past Chauncey Reier.

Eliott Stainthorpe tried to twist past Sampson Long but Sampson Long robbed Eliott Stainthorpe.

9'

Zak Brasher played a perfect pass for Herman Martel, Herman Martel took possession of the ball before Earle Chapman could cut it out.

Herman Martel darted past Tracey Horn.

Vicious shot by Herman Martel for the top corner but Sam Robertson threw himself in front of the shot.

10'

Sampson Long made a low forward pass,Ashley Belcher couldn't reach it.

Floyd Martell played the ball instantly down the left. The ball evaded Hiram Bateson.

Sam Robertson stepped away from Denny Tobias and shot on the ball.

Brilliantly saved by Barnaby Jepson!.

11'

Herman Martel went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

13'

Herman Martel turned with the ball past Earle Chapman.

Herman Martel tried to hit the ball forward to a team-mate but he overhit the pass as he was under pressure from Tracey Horn.

14'

Zak Brasher looked to play the ball long to a team-mate but The ball ricocheted off Lonnie Sherman.

16'

Earle Chapman hit it hard with the outside of his foot from 30 yards but Bailey Cristianson hoofed the ball clear.

17'

Eliott Stainthorpe tried to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but Sampson Long showed great composure in intercepting the ball.

19'

Denny Tobias had a crack at goal from the freekick. Denny Tobias was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar.

21'

Zak Brasher tried to skip past Lonnie Sherman but Lonnie Sherman block tackled Zak Brasher.

22'

Grosvenor Paget attempted to chip the ball forward but Lonnie Sherman got in the way of the ball.

23'

Chauncey Reier was outmuscled by Ashley Belcher.

Ashley Belcher faked a shot before cutting Sampson Long in a different direction.

Ashley Belcher drove the ball at goal but Sam Robertson cleared the ball.

24'

Pass by Garnett Beck to Lonnie Sherman, Lonnie Sherman latched onto the ball before Zak Brasher could cut it out.

Lonnie Sherman shot for the top corner from 20 yards but the shot was blocked by Grosvenor Paget.

25'

Grosvenor Paget tried to play a long ball forward but Lonnie Sherman cut it out easily.

26'

Yellow card shown to Grosvenor Paget.

Eliott Stainthorpe bent it from long range. Chauncey Reier didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But it was well wide of the goal ... It was a terrible miss.

27'

Eliott Stainthorpe tried to skip past Chauncey Reier but Chauncey Reier didn't allow.

28'

Sampson Long tried to feed the high ball but he misjudged the pass as he had been pressured by Eliott Stainthorpe.

29'

Poor corner kick by Sampson Long. He sent the corner straight to the opposition.

30'

Sampson Long tried to lift the corner into the area but it was too high for anyone to reach it.

31'

Ashley Belcher made a pass to Bailey Cristianson, Sampson Long stretched to intercept but he couldn't reach it.

Bailey Cristianson tried his luck with a long range chip but Chauncey Reier blocked the shot.

36'

Grosvenor Paget powered past Harlan Myers!.

Grosvenor Paget tried to deliver a float cross but it was intercepted by Lonnie Sherman.

38'

Herman Martel tried to skip past the challenge of Earle Chapman but his possession is lost through a tackle by Earle Chapman.

39'

Sampson Long made good use of the scissors dribble. As Ashley Belcher lost his balance, Sampson Long dribbled past Ashley Belcher.

Sampson Long turned with the ball past Eliott Stainthorpe.

Sampson Long tried to direct the ball to a team-mate but he got too much purchase on it as he had been pressured by Ashley Belcher.

41'

Zak Brasher's corner was cut out easily by the opposition.

43'

Grosvenor Paget took a deep breath and began his run up. Grosvenor Paget nestled the ball into the back of the net. ... Scored !!!

Club de fuck 1 - 0 Arvada albion

44'

Ashley Belcher executed a block tackle on Sampson Long before Sampson Long could smash the ball towards goal from long range.

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46'

Eliott Stainthorpe sent the ball flying towards goal from 40 yards but the shot was blocked by Chauncey Reier.

48'

Tel Malone made a good pass to Ashley Belcher, Ashley Belcher latched onto the ball before Earle Chapman could reach it.

Ashley Belcher tried to skip past the challenge of Tracey Horn but Tracey Horn blocked Ashley Belcher in a good, clean tackle.

51'

Zak Brasher could not stop Earle Chapman going past him.

Earle Chapman had the pace to beat Bailey Cristianson.

Earle Chapman dribbled past the defenders through the goal.

Earle Chapman was clean through with just Barnaby Jepson to beat and lobbed it over the keeper but managed to punch the ball clear.

52'

Harlan Myers went across to take the corner but it was cut out easily by the opposition.

53'

Eliott Stainthorpe tried to get past Creighton Elliot but Creighton Elliot won the ball from Eliott Stainthorpe.

54'

Eliott Stainthorpe directed the ball to Ashley Belcher, Ashley Belcher took possession of the ball before Chauncey Reier could cut it out.

Ashley Belcher searched out Denny Tobias with a high ball, Denny Tobias took an excellent first touch before Sampson Long could reach it.

Denny Tobias passed the ball to Tel Malone, Tel Malone picked up on the ball before Sam Robertson could intercept.

Tel Malone found a gap and aimed for the top corner. Harlan Myers didn't read the game well enough to block it.

But Tel Malone put it narrowly over ... He should have done a lot better with that chance.

55'

Chauncey Reier picked up Sampson Long's superb pass, Ashley Belcher missed his interception.

Chauncey Reier played the ball to Floyd Martell's feet, the ball was picked up by Floyd Martell before Eliott Stainthorpe could intercept.

Floyd Martell aimed for the top corner but Denny Tobias blocked the shot.

57'

Grosvenor Paget faked a pass then cut Lonnie Sherman in a different direction.

From long range, Grosvenor Paget bent the ball towards goal but the shot cannoned off Garnett Beck.

58'

Tracey Horn hit a hopeful looking shot from 30 yards but Bailey Cristianson blocked the shot.

59'

Garnett Beck twisted past Ashley Belcher.

Garnett Beck tried to sprint past Eliott Stainthorpe but Eliott Stainthorpe took the ball away from Garnett Beck.

61'

Earle Chapman was outmuscled by Tel Malone.

Tel Malone tried to get past Tracey Horn but Tracey Horn succesfully won the ball from Tel Malone.

62'

Bailey Cristianson tried to chip the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Floyd Martell.

63'

Earle Chapman darted past Bailey Cristianson.

Earle Chapman sent in a float cross, Herman Martel couldn't reach it.

Hiram Bateson jumped with Floyd Martell and won the ball, then headed the ball clear.

64'

Eliott Stainthorpe had the chance to score from long range but Chauncey Reier made an excellent last ditch tackle!.

69'

The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Tracey Horn.

71'

Grosvenor Paget shielded the ball from Lonnie Sherman and hit it hard with the outside of his foot from 30 yards.

The ball missed to the left of the goal ... He was disappointed with that glaring miss.

72'

Ashley Belcher tried to get past Chauncey Reier but Chauncey Reier cleanly tackled the ball.

74'

Eliott Stainthorpe had the pace to beat Chauncey Reier.

Eliott Stainthorpe surged past Sampson Long!.

Eliott Stainthorpe made an attempt to move the ball forward but he got too much purchase on it as he was under too much pressure from Chauncey Reier.

75'

Swerving shot by Eliott Stainthorpe from long range but Sampson Long managed to block the shot.

77'

Sampson Long stepped away from Eliott Stainthorpe and sent the ball flying towards goal from 40 yards.

But Sampson Long didn't get close to troubling the keeper ... He should have hit the target at least.

79'

Eliott Stainthorpe tried to lay it forward to a team-mate but The ball was touched on by Sampson Long.

80'

Grosvenor Paget directed the ball nicely to Zak Brasher, Zak Brasher took it in his stride before Lonnie Sherman could reach it.

Zak Brasher tried to deliver a float cross but his possession was lost through a tackle by Garnett Beck.

81'

Yellow card shown to Tel Malone.

Tracey Horn attempted to feed the high ball but Bailey Cristianson made a great interception.

83'

Eliott Stainthorpe made an attempt to feed the ball forward to a team-mate but The ball bounced off Chauncey Reier.

84'

Eliott Stainthorpe ran up to take the corner.

Harlan Myers jumped above Garnett Horsfall, then headed the ball clear.

85'

Herman Martel passed along the floor for Bailey Cristianson to pick it up, the ball was picked up by Bailey Cristianson before Earle Chapman could cut it out.

Bailey Cristianson hit a crashing drive from 40 yards. Tracey Horn approached too late to tackle him.

Taylor Smith had no chance ... Vintage strike from Bailey Cristianson !!! GOAL!!! ... He wheeled away in jubilation !

Club de fuck 2 - 0 Arvada albion

86'

Chauncey Reier dribbled past Ashley Belcher.

Chauncey Reier stabbed the ball forward for a team-mate but Eliott Stainthorpe cut it out easily.

87'

Herman Martel shielded the ball from Earle Chapman and struck the ball with fury from 30 yards.

But Herman Martel blazed it over the bar ... It was a poor effort from Herman Martel. He was lacking match sharpness.

89'

Garnett Beck could not stop Zak Brasher going past him.

Zak Brasher played a great ball for Grosvenor Paget, Grosvenor Paget took possession of the ball before Lonnie Sherman could reach it.

Grosvenor Paget got the float cross in from the wing, Garnett Beck couldn't cut it.

Tel Malone jumped above Harlan Myers, then headed the ball upfield.

Herman Martel tried to score but Sam Robertson gave him no space .

90'

Sam Robertson sent the corner kick straight to the opposition.

92'

Eliott Stainthorpe swung the corner kick into the box. The goalkeeper punched the ball clear.

End Match Club de fuck 2 - 0 Arvada albion